He’s such a cheat. He’s down to 0.3 jig a jig. The other night he was looking at my boobs and asked me is it a freebie ?
To which I was feeling generous and said yes. Anyhow it turned out it’s nothing to do with my boobs.
He tricked me into a free jig a jig 😩 so now it’s 1.3 jig a jig. I’m not falling for that again. And no more freebies.
He charges me 0.1 of a jig a jig every time I hump his leg so I guess it’s fair to charge back 0.1 for him fondling my breasts 😂
He also charges me for cuddling too.
It’s like every chance he gets he charges me. Taking me to lunch and dinner is one whole jig a jig😩 lucky for him I love food. Been bargaining it down to only 0.5 if it’s a crappy lunch 😂
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You’d be a good flea market shopper. Good negotiating skills. 😃
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Not me. My boobs are. Low cleavage and push up bras helps too 😂
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Well, that would probably help in the bargaining process. My wife has much better luck with bartering than I do. She can sweet talk a guy down to the point that they nearly give it to her for free. It’s likely not a coincidence. 😃
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I get better bargains when I go by myself 😂 trick is no wedding ring and don’t mention I have a hubby works every time 😂 oh and wear sexy clothes and sweet talk in my sexy voice 😂
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See. Good negotiator. 😃
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What does 0.5 get you in jig-a-jig’s? Lol
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Nothing . You need to save up until you get one 😂 then you can go for as long as you like and do as much as you like bar anal 😂
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Ahh, so there are limitations to the bartering, huh? Lol.
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Not really hubby is not too good. He’s clumsy so I don’t trust him. I’m scared he’s going to hurt me. If not would let him. I love anal 😂
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Lol. Well, in that case, I can understand the reluctance. 😂
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I wonder if there’s a smartphone app to keep track???
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No need hubby tends to have selective memory but jig a jig? He never forgets 😂
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