And sex buys cheaply. I always dress sexy when I want a bargain.
Went out and bought a lampshade. I went for the grey one. At $79.95 it was the cheapest option. No need for an electrician . 
I was very tempted to buy this one. The neutral one.

It was on sale at $25 . The only thing is I would have had to buy a new globe and on closer inspection it wouldn’t have fitted and would have needed an electrician .

Parked at Bunnings as had a sausage for lunch.

Pity the pipes were too long . I only wanted short ones to make chocolate garnishes. I need a plumber’s off cuts 😊
Then I headed off to Harvey to ask for the price of the stool.

The salesperson said to me they are $199 each but if you buy 4 it’s $165 each.
So told him no I think two would do for me. Imagine my surprise when I got to the cash register and I only had to pay $330. He’s given me a whopping 17% off them regardless.
Then went to pick them up and the guys brought out the wrong ones. Hmmmm. The manager must have popped the wrong one through. Either that or my headlights blinded them 😂
It took the two of them to load two stools into the car.
It made my day. Sexy works every time.
Now how to put them together and ummm sneak them into the business before hubby comes back 😊
Just how sexy were you dressed, to get these bargains??? lol
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Hehehe I was covered from neck to ankles 😊 I think they must have liked my forever wild and cool Tee 😊
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Goddammit girl, I’m gonna try that. Only thing is, I’m almost a fossil.
Well preserved fossil.
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😂 hehehe I was surprised as I’m hitting 50 in a few years . Usually they just ignore me lol
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50 is the new 30.
Unless you’re going for a home loan.
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Doesn’t count for boobs though I think they are a few inches lower 😂
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What boobs, I say. I’ve just got skin.
(painting an extraordinary picture, aren’t I) No wonder I’m still single.
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Hehehe you’re hilarious . I think your humour is enough 😂
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Hey, you don’t have “follow by email” on your site, or only reader?
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I’m new at this so not sure what it’s all about ? Only subscribed to premium just recently ?
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I’m on my phone app so might have to log on to my laptop to work out what’s going on. I can never remember the password 😩
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I can follow you anyway, I just rarely go to the reader is all.
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I’ll see if I can set it up . Wasn’t too fussed about it as no idea I’d have any followers 😂
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Now who’s hilarious.
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It’s meant to be a stress reliever for me. I used to write lots years ago. Haven’t written for awhile only started to write again 😊
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😊
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Your wish have been granted. It’s like a jungle out there. Now I know why I don’t log in on my laptop. Widget added should show now.
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Didn’t you know well preserved fossils are worth a mint? 😊
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