Came across this whilst browsing FB . Sponsored post about a new restaurant . It’s called Long Chim Thai in the Crown complex. 

And my devious mind? All I could think of was the Viet version. Lông Chim which pretty much means pubic hair.

And me? I think I’ll give it a miss. 

Slap slap. I’d better stop right there 😇

Chim =bird/penis 

Lông =fur/hair/down