Asked him if he was going to join me upstairs since I’ve only got a load to hang out . Our beddings. 

Told him I was looking forward to a nice clean bed and that he’d better not do anything to dirty it. 

Why didn’t you ask me? If I wanted the bed changed ? What if I don’t? What if I wanted to do something to it? 

Told him off for only having sex on his mind. 

He replied go on. Go ask any guy. I’m sure they’ve only got sex on their mind too? 

😩😩😩😩😩 Can someone please prove him wrong?