Okie so I haven’t squirted for years. The thing is I don’t know what makes me squirt. Is it the angle? Like me leaning against a certain bench? 

The bathroom vanity kind of does the trick or that boulder that Jim had me on.

Or is it the emotional bit that went with the act? Who knows ?

I’ve only squirted about 3-4 times. That’s pretty bad considering I’m near 50 😂 the stats are not looking good.

Neither is my stats for WP. Once in awhile it tells me that my stats have gone haywire like today. 

I’m like what the? WP has squirted views again and I don’t know how or why