Last night I rang him from bed. Baby it’s cuddle time.
Hubby: it’s going to cost you 1.0
Me: Nope then don’t worry about it.
H: Okie then I’ll give you a 0.2 discount.
I hung up.
He came in and showered and climbed into bed.
H: You made me come in in the middle of a good movie so it’s 1.0
Me: I don’t want cuddles anymore. You’re too expensive. You charge me for everything.
H: It’s because I haven’t got any credit left. Okie 0.5 then?
Me: Nope. I’m going to sleep
H:You drive a hard bargain
Me: Starts humping his leg
H: That’s going to cost you.
Me: You can’t charge for cuddles and humping. It’s an all in one.
H: Okie. It’s free😂
Result I got lots of cuddles and humping and he’s only up to 0.7 😂