Me: I’m glad this weekend is over.

Hubby: I’m glad your period is over.

Me: 😖😖😖😖😖

The tour guide said to us never ever reincarnate as a kangaroo.


Ladies…you’d be looking after 3 joeys in the one go. As soon as one is old enough and jump out of the pouch you’re pregnant again whilst still nursing 2 in the pouch.

Men…don’t think that being a male kangaroo you get to have all the ladies to yourself. Remember you’re always having to guard your territory so none of the other kangaroos get to your females. Then it’s celibacy for the rest of your life.

It’s a case of one male kangaroo to a harem of female if he’s the strongest and the most dominant.