Mr Boardie was like

U fall
in love…… without taking time to consider
if they are the right one.

I was like he’s tall! Grown kids! Got TEETH! Own place! Good job! Good kisser! Eats all food! Nice guy! We get on well.

He was like can he f well?

Well we haven’t tried it as yet? But he does respond to me kissing him? 😂